Sabrina Carpenter ― Never Getting Laid Lyrics

Song: Never Getting Laid
Artist: Sabrina Carpenter
Album: Man’s Best Friend
Genre: Pop
Release: August 29, 2025

Never Getting Laid Lyrics Sabrina Carpenter

We were so happy, why not mix it up?
I’m so at peace, yeah, I can’t drink enough
No way to know just who you’re thinkin’ of
I just wish you didn’t have a mind (Ah)

That could flip like a switch
That could wander and drift
To a neighboring bitch
When just the other night, you said you need me, what gives?
How did it come to this?
Boy, I know where you live

Baby, I’m not angry
Love you just the same
I just hope you get agoraphobia some day
And all your days are sunny
From your window pane
Wish you a lifetime full of happiness
And a forever of never getting laid

I think this schedule could be very nice (Very nice)
Call up the boys and crack a Miller Lite, watch the fight
Us girls are fun, but stressful, am I right? (Am I right?)
And you’ve got a right hand anyway (And only yesterday)

Was when we called it quits (Called it quits)
I was so confident (Confident)
‘Til the thought of it hit
That any given night, you could be using your lips
On a girl with big tits
Boy, I know where you live

Baby, I’m not angry
Love you just the same
I just hope you get agoraphobia some day
And all your days are sunny (Sunny from your window pane)
From your window pane
I wish you a lifetime full of happiness
And a forever of never getting laid (Forever, mm-mm)
A forever of never getting laid (Laid, laid, mm)

At the end of the rainbow
I hope you find
A good whole lot of nothing
‘Cause you’re still inside
And abstinence is just a state of mind

Man’s Best Friend Lyrics

• Manchild
• Tears
• My Man on Willpower
• Sugar Talking
• We Almost Broke Up Again Last Night
• Nobody’s Son
• Never Getting Laid
• When Did You Get Hot?
• Go Go Juice
• Don’t Worry I’ll Make You Worry
• House Tour
• Goodbye
• Such A Funny Way (Bonus)